Veruca : You have a cage?

Oz : Don't you?

Veruca : Uh, yeah. Has a little wheel with a plastic ball And a cute little bell in it. God! Somebody's domesticated the hell out of you.

Oz : It's my choice. I don't wanna hurt anybody.

Veruca : Maybe. Or maybe you just don't wanna admit what happened to you. Maybe you just wanna pretend like you're a ( Read more... )

XANDER: “Who’s a little fear demon? Come on! Who’s a little fear demon!”

GILES: “Don’t taunt the fear demon.”

XANDER: “Why, can he hurt me?”

GILES: “No, it’s just - tacky. Be that as it may, Buffy, when it comes to slaying...”

BUFFY: “Size doesn’t matter?”

~~BtVS 4x04 “Fear Itself”~~

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Dawn: It's here. Just like he said.

Spike: (looking into the hole) Well, at least we know the old coot isn't completely daft. Look, you better let me snatch this egg thing on my own.

Dawn: No way. I'm going.

Spike: No ... you are not. I've got no idea what's down there.
Dawn: You need me, Spike. Somebody's gotta get the egg while you distract the ( Read more... )

DRUSILLA: He fills my head. I can't hear anything else.

SPIKE: Let me guess. Someone pulls out the sword...

ANGELUS: Someone worthy.

SPIKE: Mm. The demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues.

DRUSILLA: He will swallow the world.

ANGELUS: And every creature living on this planet will go to hell. My friends, we're about to make history... end.

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Riley: Well, hey! Willow - and Xander, right? Jeez, what are the chances, huh? Yeah, I was just passing by when I thought I heard people inside.

Willow: Passing by in your GI Joe outfit?

Buffy: No offence, but you do look wicked conspicuous.

Riley: I do? But it’s... paintball! Yeah, I was playing paintball. And then the aftershocks...
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BUFFY: So, what's on tap tonight that's so important? Uprising, prophesied ritual, preordained deathfest?

XANDER: Ah, the old standards!

GILES: Um, a medical transport is delivering the monthly supply of blood to the hospital.

BUFFY: Mm. Vampire Meals-On-Wheels.
GILES: Hopefully not. Uh, we'll meet outside the hospital at 8:30 sharp. I'll ( Read more... )

Giles: You're saying that, uh, Xander's becoming a hyena.

Buffy: I don't know. Or been possessed by one? Not just Xander, all of them.

Giles: Well, I-I-I've cer-certainly never heard of, uh...

Willow: (comes into the library) Herbert! They found him.

Buffy: The pig?

Willow: Dead. And also eaten. Principal Flutie's freaking out.
Buffy: ( ( Read more... )

GILES: That's the flora kua alaya. A native of Paraguay, if my botany serves.

WILLOW: Is there anything you don't know everything about?

GILES: Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me.

~~BtVS 7x01 “Lessons”~~

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Giles: (raised voice) Cordelia!

Cordelia: What?! Why does everyone always yell my name? I'm not deaf! And I can take a hint. What's the hint?

Giles: To come back later.

Cordelia: Yeah, when you've visited decaf land.

~~Buffy Episode #20: "The Dark Age"~~

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GLORY/FIRST: I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips, assuming their lips haven't been torn off.

~~BtVS 7x01 “Lessons”~~

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